So my mama just told me that internet friends aren’t real friends REBLOG THIS SO I CAN PROVE HER WRONG AND IF YOU THINK THAT INTERNET FRIENDS ARE REAL FRIENDS 

oh my god I have known some of my friends on here for months and when I get to see them its the best thing, and I know some of them I’ll never meet but they are still some of the best people I will ever know.

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my nose is cold

put it in the oven


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can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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Olis love festival

After a long day of warped tour oli decided to take a nap. But in his dream he fell in love with Matt, his drumming skills were good so oli got turned on by the idea that maybe his fiddle skills were good too if you know what I mean. After oli wakes up he makes his way to matts bunk and lyes down besides him and starts cuddling. Matt looks at him and says “what the fuck are you doing” oli gets even more turned on by his resistance. Matt pushes him off the bed and calls him a greasy bastard. Over the next week Matt falls madly in love with oli and oli falls even more in love with Matt. Saturday night comes and the rest of the band go out clubbin but oli and Matt stay in the trailer to watch adult films. Matt looks at oli and says my kingdom is ready for your mighty snake to enter. Realizing that was a metephor oli bends him over and strokes passionately while asking Matt repeatedly if he likes that! They both finish and oli falls asleep in matts arms. The next morning they had a hard time explaining it to the rest of the band but it was worth it!


do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

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but do aliens believe in me….


we always believed in you, and so should you….

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also, real impressed that no one’s said anything shitty about the status i made this morning



i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

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